Church Taps New Members With Beer

Woman files Workers Comp claim for sexual injury during business trip

    Before you ask the accuser is not in sex industry. And no she wasn't have sex with her boss or any other coworker for that matter. The Australian woman was on a business trip when she was injured after a hotel lamp fell on her during sex. The story gets better though. You'll never guess what business she's in...she works for the department of workplace safety. You can't even make this stuff up.
    
     I might be willing to give her a pass if she was injured during sex if she was a porn star or an escort. I may even be willing to consider it if her partner was a coworker or her boss. None of these things are the case. This is not to say that she does not have a case. I think being impaled by a lamp while bumping and grinding is definitely worth taking legal action...against the hotel. It is not however worker's comp.


     See story here.

Mother Gives Children Beer, 10-month Old Tests Positive for Cocaine

Woman Tattoos 152 Facebook Friends on Her Arm

We at Freaking Kidding Me love our Facebook friends as much as the next guy, but perhaps not this much. A woman in the Netherlands has tattooed all 152 of her Facebook friends on her arm. I've attached a video of the process, for those who'd like to check it out.

And We Thought Gucci Mane Was Faking Crazy

How do you celebrate getting out of a mental institution? By getting a spiffy new face tattoo, of course. Duh!

Source (The YBF)

Fake Acid Attack

What Not to Wear: (aka the Lady GaGa meat dress)

Former Jet Blue Flight Attendant Steven Slater We Salute You

I love this guy!!!

Seriously, I do.

And its not because he’s a hero (he’s not.) Or because he stuck it to the man (he didn’t.)

It’s fantastic because this is an example of overreacting at its finest…and it is absolutely hilarious. You can’t storm out of your office the same way anymore. Simply stomping out with expletives and flipping over a desk won’t cut it. This guy raised the bar. With two beers and an inflatable slide Steven Slater set a new standard. This guy cussed out a passenger over the intercom, slid down the emergency inflatable slide and then went home.

I wish I had been on this flight. I would have been cheering him on all the way.

Let’s reconstruct his steps, shall we?

1. Idiotic passenger fighting to get massive bag in tiny overhead container and holding up the flight. Who of us has not experienced this and wanted to scream?

2. He tells her to sit down, she refuses they argue.

3. At some point the bag falls and hits him on the head. (Hilarity begins)

4. They argue some more, because she won’t apologize and some point she calls him a MFer or to F off or something like that

5. He snaps

6. Old boy jumps on the intercom and tells the lady F you and that he’s had a great career and that he’s done.

7. He proceeds to deploy the inflatable slide, grabs a couple beers, slides down the slide and goes home.

You can’t even make up stuff like this It’s fantastic

Hmm.. And I Can't Bring A Bottle Of Water On My Flight

What a Cornball?

Source: New York Post

These newfangled burglars break in your house and leave things instead of taking them

Well at least they didn't take anything.

Are you freaking kidding me? I guess you couldn't come up with a better excuse there. (Shaking my head)

Crack Slanging Grandma

Wow, not exactly what comes to mind when you think of your neighborhood drug dealer, huh?

So I guess your finger wasn't an option?

(story courtesy of English.pravda.ru)

    An early contender for this week's Dumbass of the Week. Here's a tip people, when you have an itchy nose, consider scratching it with something without bullets. 

  

  Are you freaking kidding me?

Because your dog's poop deserves the best...

Come on, guys? Are you freaking kidding me?

First thing I'm gonna do when I get ouf of prison is..

(story courtesy of ajc.com)

  Mr. Cooper and this story has inspired me to crown the very first Are You Freaking Kidding Me "Dumbass of the Week" award.

 

This better be a super, duper grande

courtesy of My Fox New York

   Just when I'd finally got used to paying $4 for a cup of coffee, some geniuses come up with this. I love coffee just as much as the next girl (I'm a college student and night owl, so I would be totally useless without coffee), but this is ridiculous. $12 bucks.

 Are you freaking kidding me?

 I refuse to pay that  much for anything without alcohol in it and even if there is some alcohol it better be punch drunk and dancing on top of a bar once I've finished this thing for it to be worth the money.

 Cafe Grumpy argues that they roast their own beans and this explains the price. I say it can't taste that much different for you to roast them then for someone else. Come on guys, seriously?

You might have a drinking problem if...

       If you can not wait until you finish walking the line and reciting your ABCs backwards to have a sip, you have bigger problems than just this possible DUI arrest.

      Are you freaking kidding me?

      This post is by no means intended to make light of alcoholism. It's a serious problem. But if there is any doubt in this guy's mind as to whether or not he has a drinking problem, understand the answer is unequivocably yes.

And to think two women actually married this genius

story credit, UPI.com

Man those ambulance chasing lawyers are good

If you have to wreck your car, this might be a good place to do it

"Pants on the Ground" guy is performing at the Grammys

Are you freaking kidding me?

Seriously?

If you are not familiar with "Pants on the Ground." Check out this video:



 I appreciate the sentiment. Sagging pants annoy the crap out of me. Plus, I'm a sucker for these unknown, untalented person rises from obscurity to pop culture phenomena stories. Wonderful, more power to them. And I'm not hating, Larry Platt's living a dream and he seems like a genuinely nice guy.

But the Grammys? Are you freaking kidding me?

I stopped watching the Grammys years ago. The Grammys is supposed to be the most prestigious and time honored award for musical talent. When it became obvious to me that the selection process and winners were dictated more on what was popular on the charts than true talent, I just couldn't do it anymore. This choice of performers only goes to validate my decision.

 One might argue that he's performing at a pre-show and it's not like he's RECEIVING an award. True, but the prestige factor of the award diminishes when novelty songs like this with no musical skill are there when great bands and artists die in open mics, nightclubs and churches in obscurity.