What Not to Wear: (aka the Lady GaGa meat dress)

Hmm.. And I Can't Bring A Bottle Of Water On My Flight

So I guess your finger wasn't an option?

(story courtesy of English.pravda.ru)

    An early contender for this week's Dumbass of the Week. Here's a tip people, when you have an itchy nose, consider scratching it with something without bullets. 

  

  Are you freaking kidding me?

You might have a drinking problem if...

       If you can not wait until you finish walking the line and reciting your ABCs backwards to have a sip, you have bigger problems than just this possible DUI arrest.

      Are you freaking kidding me?

      This post is by no means intended to make light of alcoholism. It's a serious problem. But if there is any doubt in this guy's mind as to whether or not he has a drinking problem, understand the answer is unequivocably yes.