Mother Gives Children Beer, 10-month Old Tests Positive for Cocaine

Woman Tattoos 152 Facebook Friends on Her Arm

We at Freaking Kidding Me love our Facebook friends as much as the next guy, but perhaps not this much. A woman in the Netherlands has tattooed all 152 of her Facebook friends on her arm. I've attached a video of the process, for those who'd like to check it out.

And We Thought Gucci Mane Was Faking Crazy

How do you celebrate getting out of a mental institution? By getting a spiffy new face tattoo, of course. Duh!

Source (The YBF)

Fake Acid Attack

Hmm.. And I Can't Bring A Bottle Of Water On My Flight

So I guess your finger wasn't an option?

(story courtesy of English.pravda.ru)

    An early contender for this week's Dumbass of the Week. Here's a tip people, when you have an itchy nose, consider scratching it with something without bullets. 

  

  Are you freaking kidding me?

First thing I'm gonna do when I get ouf of prison is..

(story courtesy of ajc.com)

  Mr. Cooper and this story has inspired me to crown the very first Are You Freaking Kidding Me "Dumbass of the Week" award.

 

You might have a drinking problem if...

       If you can not wait until you finish walking the line and reciting your ABCs backwards to have a sip, you have bigger problems than just this possible DUI arrest.

      Are you freaking kidding me?

      This post is by no means intended to make light of alcoholism. It's a serious problem. But if there is any doubt in this guy's mind as to whether or not he has a drinking problem, understand the answer is unequivocably yes.