Because your dog's poop deserves the best...

Come on, guys? Are you freaking kidding me?

First thing I'm gonna do when I get ouf of prison is..

(story courtesy of ajc.com)

  Mr. Cooper and this story has inspired me to crown the very first Are You Freaking Kidding Me "Dumbass of the Week" award.

 

This better be a super, duper grande

courtesy of My Fox New York

   Just when I'd finally got used to paying $4 for a cup of coffee, some geniuses come up with this. I love coffee just as much as the next girl (I'm a college student and night owl, so I would be totally useless without coffee), but this is ridiculous. $12 bucks.

 Are you freaking kidding me?

 I refuse to pay that  much for anything without alcohol in it and even if there is some alcohol it better be punch drunk and dancing on top of a bar once I've finished this thing for it to be worth the money.

 Cafe Grumpy argues that they roast their own beans and this explains the price. I say it can't taste that much different for you to roast them then for someone else. Come on guys, seriously?

You might have a drinking problem if...

       If you can not wait until you finish walking the line and reciting your ABCs backwards to have a sip, you have bigger problems than just this possible DUI arrest.

      Are you freaking kidding me?

      This post is by no means intended to make light of alcoholism. It's a serious problem. But if there is any doubt in this guy's mind as to whether or not he has a drinking problem, understand the answer is unequivocably yes.

And to think two women actually married this genius

story credit, UPI.com

Man those ambulance chasing lawyers are good

If you have to wreck your car, this might be a good place to do it

"Pants on the Ground" guy is performing at the Grammys

Are you freaking kidding me?

Seriously?

If you are not familiar with "Pants on the Ground." Check out this video:



 I appreciate the sentiment. Sagging pants annoy the crap out of me. Plus, I'm a sucker for these unknown, untalented person rises from obscurity to pop culture phenomena stories. Wonderful, more power to them. And I'm not hating, Larry Platt's living a dream and he seems like a genuinely nice guy.

But the Grammys? Are you freaking kidding me?

I stopped watching the Grammys years ago. The Grammys is supposed to be the most prestigious and time honored award for musical talent. When it became obvious to me that the selection process and winners were dictated more on what was popular on the charts than true talent, I just couldn't do it anymore. This choice of performers only goes to validate my decision.

 One might argue that he's performing at a pre-show and it's not like he's RECEIVING an award. True, but the prestige factor of the award diminishes when novelty songs like this with no musical skill are there when great bands and artists die in open mics, nightclubs and churches in obscurity.