Woman files Workers Comp claim for sexual injury during business trip

    Before you ask the accuser is not in sex industry. And no she wasn't have sex with her boss or any other coworker for that matter. The Australian woman was on a business trip when she was injured after a hotel lamp fell on her during sex. The story gets better though. You'll never guess what business she's in...she works for the department of workplace safety. You can't even make this stuff up.
    
     I might be willing to give her a pass if she was injured during sex if she was a porn star or an escort. I may even be willing to consider it if her partner was a coworker or her boss. None of these things are the case. This is not to say that she does not have a case. I think being impaled by a lamp while bumping and grinding is definitely worth taking legal action...against the hotel. It is not however worker's comp.


     See story here.

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Woman Tattoos 152 Facebook Friends on Her Arm

We at Freaking Kidding Me love our Facebook friends as much as the next guy, but perhaps not this much. A woman in the Netherlands has tattooed all 152 of her Facebook friends on her arm. I've attached a video of the process, for those who'd like to check it out.

And We Thought Gucci Mane Was Faking Crazy

How do you celebrate getting out of a mental institution? By getting a spiffy new face tattoo, of course. Duh!

Source (The YBF)

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Former Jet Blue Flight Attendant Steven Slater We Salute You

I love this guy!!!

Seriously, I do.

And its not because he’s a hero (he’s not.) Or because he stuck it to the man (he didn’t.)

It’s fantastic because this is an example of overreacting at its finest…and it is absolutely hilarious. You can’t storm out of your office the same way anymore. Simply stomping out with expletives and flipping over a desk won’t cut it. This guy raised the bar. With two beers and an inflatable slide Steven Slater set a new standard. This guy cussed out a passenger over the intercom, slid down the emergency inflatable slide and then went home.

I wish I had been on this flight. I would have been cheering him on all the way.

Let’s reconstruct his steps, shall we?

1. Idiotic passenger fighting to get massive bag in tiny overhead container and holding up the flight. Who of us has not experienced this and wanted to scream?

2. He tells her to sit down, she refuses they argue.

3. At some point the bag falls and hits him on the head. (Hilarity begins)

4. They argue some more, because she won’t apologize and some point she calls him a MFer or to F off or something like that

5. He snaps

6. Old boy jumps on the intercom and tells the lady F you and that he’s had a great career and that he’s done.

7. He proceeds to deploy the inflatable slide, grabs a couple beers, slides down the slide and goes home.

You can’t even make up stuff like this It’s fantastic