Sammy Sosa looks like a hot mess

Uh, Sammy did you really think no one was going to notice that you’re, oh, 15 shades lighter than normal?

It’s not like you’ve been in the public eye for a million years.

It’s not like we don’t have a reference point for how you used to look.

But all that aside, I really get annoyed when people think they’re better looking because they’re lighter-skinned. I believe there are beautiful light-skinned people, beautiful dark-skinned people, beautiful fair-skinned people, beautiful olive-skinned people, albino people, white people.

Its sad that with all Sammy’s accomplished and achieved that he’s obviously unhappy with himself. He had the nerve to say in an interview that he’s not trying to be Michael Jackson. I can’t tell you’re doing the same thing.

Even if you give him the benefit of the doubt that the cream is intended to soften his skin, softening means making it softer not lighter, duh.

Its also sad that if you look at the pictures the skin cream doesn’t balance out his face. He looks splotchy. It looks like he's wearing white face. If you’re rich and you’re gonna go white, I’m gonna at least need you to get a better bleaching cream.